Feeling small, powerless, and trapped under bricks of blocks you can't break into pieces with your head?
There's no cure for that, but in the meantime shove these mushrooms into your pie hole and get RIPPED.

Overwhelmed by the knowledge of the eventual heat-death of the universe?
Do you curl up into a ball at night and cry yourself to sleep?
Do you wish you could curl up just a bit more and roll around like a pinball?

Boy howdy, I got something for you! This!

Has your mom taken away the matches you've been playing with? Is global warming just not warm enough for you?

Try our all natural solution to being a sane person: a magic flower that lets you throw fireballs from your hands.

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Turns your Pikachu into something you don't even recognize any more and you wish you could go back but you can't - this is the world you live in now and you have to accept the consequences of your actions and live with the pain of knowing that your own ignorance has ruined at least one life.

You could probably throw it through a window or something too.