Overwhelmed by the knowledge of the eventual heat-death of the universe?
Do you curl up into a ball at night and cry yourself to sleep?
Do you wish you could curl up just a bit more and roll around like a pinball?

Boy howdy, I got something for you! This!

It's like a sandwich but for lady space bounty hunters.
Boy space bounty hunters probably use them too though.

A parasitic flying alien bug.

Buy one and keep it as a pet. What could go wrong?

A stylish orange and red mechanized suit engineered by space bird people for their adopted human children.

Don't ask me man, I just sell it.