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Listen, I don't care why you're interested in this product.
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A suit that lets you look like the mythical Japanese raccoon dog, the Tanooki.

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Sheesus, what is that guy in the thumbnail even doing?

A genuine dinosaur egg. Handle with care.

Once hatched and fully grown, always remember to open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.

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