A stylish orange and red mechanized suit engineered by space bird people for their adopted human children.

Don't ask me man, I just sell it.

A suit that lets you look like the mythical Japanese raccoon dog, the Tanooki.

By purchasing this item, you are agreeing to never let me know what you use it for, under any circumstances.

Sheesus, what is that guy in the thumbnail even doing?

Listen, I don't care why you're interested in this product.
That's your own business. Keep it to yourself, okay?

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Physical proof that you beat children.

Buy today!

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