Physical proof that you beat children.

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Open away from face test

To be honest I spray-painted a Chinese knock off palm pilot red.

Turns your Pikachu into something you don't even recognize any more and you wish you could go back but you can't - this is the world you live in now and you have to accept the consequences of your actions and live with the pain of knowing that your own ignorance has ruined at least one life.

You could probably throw it through a window or something too.