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Annoy your friends by playing that one windmill song over and over and over and over and over and over

and over

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It's like a gun and a grappling hook combined! What's not to love?

We are not responsible if you shoot your brother in the eye with it, but that totally is his weak point.

Listen, I'm not the problem. There's a demand and I supply.
If people weren't buying and eating fairies, I wouldn't be selling them, and if I didn't sell them they would buy them from somewhere else.

Honestly, they don't even taste that good.

A magic sword forged by the god(desse)s themselves.
It's the only sword capable of beating the bad guy, how convenient!

Hey if you're a bad guy, consider buying the entire stock

A magic triangle made of triangles that grants your wish.

It's up to you whether you want to wish for more wishes or more Triforces.