Get ready for some Maximum Heartburn.

Food that makes you go faster when you are racing, because that's how food works apparently.

A battery to power your Captain Planet style robot arm cannons.

So you can shoot leaves or whatever

It's like a sandwich but for lady space bounty hunters.
Boy space bounty hunters probably use them too though.

Listen, I'm not the problem. There's a demand and I supply.
If people weren't buying and eating fairies, I wouldn't be selling them, and if I didn't sell them they would buy them from somewhere else.

Honestly, they don't even taste that good.

Did you know pigs are used to find truffles?

Weird, right?

A giant banana. Keep out of reach of giant rodents and crocodiles.