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A suit that lets you look like the mythical Japanese raccoon dog, the Tanooki.

By purchasing this item, you are agreeing to never let me know what you use it for, under any circumstances.

Sheesus, what is that guy in the thumbnail even doing?

Listen, I don't care why you're interested in this product.
That's your own business. Keep it to yourself, okay?

A genuine dinosaur egg. Handle with care.

Once hatched and fully grown, always remember to open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.

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A magic sword forged by the god(desse)s themselves.
It's the only sword capable of beating the bad guy, how convenient!

Hey if you're a bad guy, consider buying the entire stock

Listen, I'm not the problem. There's a demand and I supply.
If people weren't buying and eating fairies, I wouldn't be selling them, and if I didn't sell them they would buy them from somewhere else.

Honestly, they don't even taste that good.

A magic triangle made of triangles that grants your wish.

It's up to you whether you want to wish for more wishes or more Triforces.

It's like a gun and a grappling hook combined! What's not to love?

We are not responsible if you shoot your brother in the eye with it, but that totally is his weak point.

Turns your Pikachu into something you don't even recognize any more and you wish you could go back but you can't - this is the world you live in now and you have to accept the consequences of your actions and live with the pain of knowing that your own ignorance has ruined at least one life.

You could probably throw it through a window or something too.

To be honest I spray-painted a Chinese knock off palm pilot red.

Millions of years of evolution has given us five fingers on each hand and it's been fundamental in the development of human society.

BUT SCREW THAT, REPLACE THAT HAND WITH A GUN! PEW PEW PEW

It's like a sandwich but for lady space bounty hunters.
Boy space bounty hunters probably use them too though.

A stylish orange and red mechanized suit engineered by space bird people for their adopted human children.

Don't ask me man, I just sell it.

A parasitic flying alien bug.

Buy one and keep it as a pet. What could go wrong?

A giant banana. Keep out of reach of giant rodents and crocodiles.

Did you know pigs are used to find truffles?

Weird, right?

Specifications

• Mfr Part Number: SYS-1028R-WTRT BLACK
• Motherboard: Super X10DRW-iT
• Processor: Dual LGA2011
  • Support Intel Xeon E5-2600 v3 Family Processors
  • Support up to 18 Cores
  • Cache up to 45MB
  • QPI up to 9.6 GT/s
  • Support up to 145W TDP
• Chipset: Intel C612 Express
• Memory: 16x 288pin DDR4-2133/ 1866/ 1600 DIMM Slots, Support up to 1TB ECC/Load Reduced Memory or up to 512GB ECC/REG Memory
• Slots: 2x PCI-Express 3.0 x16 Slots (Full-height, Half-length)
• SATA: 10x SATA3 Ports, Support RAID 0, 1, 5, 10
• Video: ASPEED AST2400 BMC Graphics
• LAN: Intel X540 Dual Port 10-Gigabit Ethernet Controller; 1x Realtek RTL8211E PHY (dedicated IPMI)
• Drive Bays: 10x Hot-swap 2.5" SAS / SATA HDD Trays (connected to onboard storage controller)
• Backplane: SAS/SATA HDD Backplane
• Ports: 6x USB 3.0 Ports (4 rear, 2 via header), 1x VGA Port, 2x RJ45 LAN Ports, 1x RJ45 Dedicated IPMI LAN Port
• Form Factor: 1U Rackmount
• Power Supply: 700W/750W 80 PLUS Platinum Certified Redundant AC-DC high-efficiency power supply w/ PMBus and I2C
• System Cooling: 5x 4cm Heavy-duty Counter-rotating Fans w/ air shroud and optimal fan speed control
• Front Panel:
  • Buttons: Power On/Off, UID
  • LEDs: Power Status, HDD Activity, 2x Network Activity, Universal Information (UID)
• Color: Black
• Dimensions (WxDxH): 17.2 x 23.5 x 1.7 inch / 437.0 x 597.0 x 43.0 mm
• Gross Weight: 46.0 lbs / 20.9 kg
• RoHS Compliant